Do you work in a cubicle or in an office? Or know someone who does? A major complaint about having to be cubed at work is that there is very little in the way of privacy. And even an office door doesn't always keep intruders from waltzing in and disturbing your already shaky peace of mind.
So what's a busy worker bee to do? As the authors of I Hate People!, we've got a few solutions.
The latest is the less-than-subtle Cubicle Evacuation Plan. Modeled after those plastic emergency evacuation maps often found on the walls of hotel hallways, the CEP lets any cube dweller instantly determine the way out in case of an annoying workmate. Just in case the offending blabbermouth doesn't immediately get the message, the step-by-step instructions for clearing out should make it plain why you've stepped away from your desk...and him.
Here's a sample look:
To download your free Cubicle Evacuation Plan PDF, just click on the small image of the sign above, and then when the large version loads, click and save it to your desktop! (PCs right-click / Macs control-click)If that's too subtle for your own personal Office Space cast...
...Maybe you need a bigger gun. Or an even bolder sign. Check out the Stay Out Of My Cube! and Stay Out Of My Office!
signs. The "Cube" sign is suitable for stapling, tacking
or pushpinning right to the fabric wall of your cube, either inside or
out, and in full view of those who would dare to violate the sanctity
of your workspace. The "Office" sign can be slapped on your door or pinned to an interior wall to remind visitors that they've already overstayed their welcome the moment they set foot inside.
Here's a small version of what they look like:
But that's not all...
Right now we're also giving away a free nifty "I Hate People!" bookmark to anyone who sends us a self-addressed, stamped envelope. (Hey, the bookmark's free...think we're going to pay for the postage, too?)
One side features the cover of "I Hate People!" The flip side shows off five of our Ten Least Wanted -- the characters in your office who keep getting in the way of you getting your work done.
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